Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

Crazyalbokid1 Says:

Aug 1, 2010 - @Kpro4 no man is that shit real

Kpro4 Says:

Aug 1, 2010 - @Crazyalbokid1 Its a article I read. I dont know if its real or a lame joke or maybe some made up shit. go to google and search for "Google Wants to Index Your DNA, Too" and click 1st article from businessweak website.

WarpeaceWar6 Says:

Aug 5, 2010 - @Kpro4 wow but it might be (i hope) to make a super computer since a slice of dna is better than a transistor in power and there have been dna computers made. read the singularity is near for a bit more information cuase i havent heard about dna compututers too much

godverdegodverdomme Says:

Aug 9, 2010 - And google truly expects to have sufficient material to build such an opt_out village ? Google, you do IDIOTS expect to be able to maintain the sheer amount of people that will choose to opt_out ? Even as a sarcastic joke, it's not even remotely funny. Besides, those opting out will be the wisest among current google users, and are more so then google itself, capable of setting up their own system to access and share information. I say, bring it on !

godverdegodverdomme Says:

Aug 9, 2010 - @morethanonecheese "THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM GOOGLE" Yes there is, it's called 'going back to the drawing board'.

IBMeddling Says:

Aug 10, 2010 - I thought that the Onion was a satire parody...What happened? Since when then they start REAL news?

dizzysfingers Says:

Aug 12, 2010 - .. that is so funny.. and so real.. well done thumbs up

MPozitiv Says:

Aug 14, 2010 - You cant be good men with money that google have.Just cant.Nobody!

NapanTR Says:

Aug 14, 2010 - too Fing much XD

analyzingfunny Says:

Aug 16, 2010 - that was funny, NOW GET OFF MY LAWN dadnabbit. Where that guy hiding?

MrSiebel Says:

Aug 17, 2010 - I am confused as to weather the Onion news is pro mainstream news or not...

balsadustvideo Says:

Aug 19, 2010 - does google reverse check idendity of opt out requests? Is it posible to opt out somone else ?

OldPygor Says:

Aug 19, 2010 - @balsadustvideo That would be nice.... I already made a list of people LOL

MoJoSB Says:

Aug 19, 2010 - Love how the companies responsible for taking away our privacy state that the future will have no privacy. Chicken and egg kind of thing only this time, we know the answer and it's google and facebook and companies like them who SAY this is where the internet is going "No Privacy" and then proceed to take us there. I'm always shock how people fall for these easy magic tricks.

Waidesama Says:

Aug 20, 2010 - Dammit, Google, quit watching me masturbate!

gunboundsuck Says:

Aug 23, 2010 - This is quite true D: they're going to enforce the RFID chips and call those who object as terrorists..

maffoid Says:

Aug 23, 2010 - @Waidesama ah come on, I bet them watching you is the reason why you started to fap in the first place :)

starfirefan12 Says:

Aug 26, 2010 - GOOGLE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!! lol xD

wadyn95 Says:

Aug 26, 2010 - хех делать им нечего =)

ALPHADESIGNTAMPICO Says:

Aug 30, 2010 - "If you have any questions about the OPT-OUT village, type it in an E-mail to a friend and google will get back to you within 24 hours" Hahahaha sadly true! X(

Tadpole1991 Says:

Aug 30, 2010 - @10j35u5 i would say a bit of both really

nexus085 Says:

Aug 31, 2010 - haha I love The Onion News Network!!

FathomLordKarathr Says:

Sep 1, 2010 - i think my child is missing out on teen sex partys what do i do onion

muffinsNsausage Says:

Sep 3, 2010 - this is hularious

Manofaction0 Says:

Sep 3, 2010 - "They call it the 'Opt Out Village'. And it's just what you'd expect from google." lmao so true